10 Ways to NOT Get In My Pants

by Sandrini Gonzalez, posted on 2010-01-07 13:12:47

 

 

We’ve all been there, when we just want to run for the door, on some really bad dates. There are just some things that men don’t have a clue about, and ruin any chance of going on a second date, and of getting in our pants.

1. He picks his nose in front of you when he thinks you’re not looking… Ew!

 

1. He shows up for the date dressed as if he rolled out of bed, and didn’t bother to take a shower, or brush his teeth.

 

1. At the end of dinner he, acts dumb when the check comes and makes you pay for your bill.

 

1. He hits on another girl when your leave to go to the restroom, and gets her number!

 

1. He lies about his height! Instead of being 6 foot, he looks like a man-child 5 feet tall, and you may need a booster seat for him!

 

1. He chews with his mouth open, and sounds like a cow!

 

1. He’s super late for your date, and doesn’t bother to call you to let you know he’s running late!

 

1. He tries to kiss you with really nasty breath, and makes it worse when he slobbers all over you.

 

1. He takes a phone call in front of you during the date from another girl he’s DATING!

 

1. He tries to force his tongue down your throat… Gross!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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