Sandy Cheeks
by Sandra Gonzalez, posted on 2009-03-26 00:55:45By Sandra Gonzalez
We’ve all seen them: those romantic scenes on the beach, where the couple is rolling around on the sand, as the waves hit their bodies, while they’re making love. Every girls fantasy right? No way! Talking to other girls, and going by own personal experience, it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. I’m almost certain you would agree. As you start making out, sand starts going all over, and definitely in places you don’t want it (like your mouth, in your bra, and even inside your crotch… yuck!). Even trying to have sex with sand in your crouch will create some serious irritation you’ll never forget, and trust… even with that much sand inside you, it isn’t going to create a pearl… lol!! So take this as a warning: once you’re covered in wet sand, the romance dies quickly, so just stick to drinking “Sex on the Beach” cocktails. It’s much more fun!
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