Take the Back Seat!
by Sandra Gonzalez, posted on 2009-02-28 20:56:32By Sandra Gonzalez
Ever wanted to have sex in the backseat of your car? Here are some steps to make sure you do it right the first time.
Step One: Make sure your car is nice and clean. This is a must, because if you have toys, paper, old bags of take-out food, and roaming bottles of water, it will distract you and kill the mood. Even more distraction would be a really bad smell in your car.
Step Two: Make sure to find a dark secluded area where there are no passing cars, or possible cops coming by that can ruin your sexual escapade.
Step Three: Also, make sure that area you chose is not on a hill, but if you don’t have any other choice but to grind it on a hill top…Please put the Emergency Brake on. God forbid the car rolls down and creates a very scary situation!
Step Four: To create a more romantic back drop: if your car has a moon/ sun roof, open it and let the stars and moon shine to create nice mood lighting. If, in case you don’t have that option …Do NOT put on the back seat light. That lighting sucks and creates shadows that are not very pretty…lol!!
Step Five: Music is important, so when playing music in your car, make sure that you put the car in idle in order this will prevent your battery from dying.
Step Six: When moving to the back seat of the car in order to create more room for maneuvering, push the passenger and driver seat forward as far as you can.
Step Seven: Must have items in your car: tissue, condoms, small trash bag, and 2 bottles of water.
Step Eight: The best position for you to have car sex is to have the guy sitting down, and you can be straddling him on top. Lying down is not the best, because the seatbelts connections can really dig into your side… Ouch!
Step Nine: Have fun and be safe!
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