This blew my mind when I first heard about it! LG came out with a cool new program for cell phones that is going to be hitting the U.S. soon. The phones are going to have a built-in breathalyzer device! If you have been out drinking too much con tus amigas, you just blow into the cell phone and it will tell if you can (or can’t) drive, by issuing a warning and showing a weaving car hitting traffic cones on the screen.

But wait, it gets even better! You can even program certain phone numbers (for example: ex-boyfriend numbers), to help prevent you from drunk dialing, or even making a booty call and making yourself look like a total mensa! (Because we all know that’s not cute or attractive for any girl to do).

Wow! I could only wish that they had come up with this a few years back. Just remembering all those times when I made calls while I was borracha, and bitter from a break up makes me cringe. Crying over the phone is not the healthiest way to get over a broken heart. Luckily, this program will cut down the amount of chicas drunk dialing, and help save our dignity!